Sunset Beach, NC and Beyond: North Carolina

Sunday Humor and the guide to being ultra safe

Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!


DANGEROUS


SAFER


SAFEST


ULTRA SAFE


What's for 
dinner?


Can I help you 
with dinner?


Where would you like 
to go for dinner?


Here, have some wine.


Are you 
wearing that?


Wow, you sure 
look good in brown!


WOW! Look at you!


Here, have some wine


What are you 
so worked up about?


Could we be 
overreacting?


Here's my paycheck.


Here, have some wine.


Should you be 
eating that?


You know, there are 
a lot of apples left.


Can I get you a piece 
of chocolate with that?


Here, have some wine.


What did you 
DO all day?


I hope you didn't 
over-do it today.


I've always loved you 
in that robe!


Here, have some wine.




 

 

 

 

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SUNSET BEACH, NORTH CAROLINA

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