Sunset Beach, NC and Beyond: September 2013

Friday Funnies .. A surefire way to make you laugh!

Friday Funnies .. A surefire way to make you laugh

 

An Irishman and an Italian entered a candy store. As they were busy looking, the Irishman stole three chocolate bars. 
 
As they left the store, the Irishman said to the Italian, "Man I'm the best thief. 
I stole three chocolate bars and no one saw me.
 
You can't beat that."

The Italian said, "You want to see something better? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing."

So they went to the counter and the Italian said to the shopkeeper, "Do you want to see magic?"

The shopkeeper replied, "Yes."

The Italian said "Give me one chocolate bar." 
 The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it.

The Italian asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well.

Then he asked for the third, and finished that one too.

The shopkeeper asked, "But where's the magic?"

The Italian replied, "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find all three chocolate bars."

You just CAN'T beat an Italian.

 

 

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Karen Baker - Broker at Sunset Beach and Beyond Realty 

 

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